GAAAAAMES!

these are some of my favorite flash games from waaaaay back when! i wasted... um. a lot of time on some of these games. in class. when i should have been playing the games that ACTUALLY had to do with math... but i promise none of these are about any boring schoolwork or anything!!! that would be SO rude. >;-O

***THESE WON'T WORK ON MOBILE, AND PROBABLY WON'T WORK ON SAFARI***

--- MOTHERLOAD is a game like dig dug or boulder dash, but on MARS and COOL because you're looking for PRECIOUS EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORE. players will control a robotic mining pod! you can upgrade a bunch of stuff and there are really fun power ups too, but th fun really comes from just... digging stuff up, i guess. the game can be a LITTLE boring but it's way fun!!! give it a shot!!! >:-D the demon's recommendations are never wrong, after all!!! also try the newer SUPER MOTHERLOAD when you're sick of this version!

--- LINE RIDER is... well. it's simple enough. YOU RIDE A LINE! but you draw the line it rides on. try drawing a picture of your favorite anime guy OR GIRL I GUESS! orange speeds up the rider, blue is normal track, and green is background decoration!

--- SUPER SMASH FLASH 2 is SMASH BROTHERS for FREE with ANIME IN IT. ONLINE. with ONLINE SUPPORT!!! play it with your friends!!! but, uh, look up the controls, first! THEN have fun with the best flash fighting game ever made!

--- FROG FRACTIONS is not a game about math. i promise.

--- KINGDOM RUSH is the original tower defense game. it's a little ugly, and there are much prettier versions out there, but it's worth playing the original for its incredible staying power and general awesome play! post in my guestbook how far you get. i bet none of you can beat my record. OF COURSE I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY RECORD! YOU'D JUST TRY AND BEAT ME!!! D-:<

--- PAPA'S PIZZERIA isn't exactly... a NEW concept. you make pizza. it's a task management game! but it is very meditative. and kind of addicting. uhh, maybe don't try playing the other versions. you might get hooked... i really like papa's scooperia, but pizzeria is the original, and worth playing 100%.

k: i used to play frog fractions a lot! line rider was my favorite, though. we used to draw awesome landscapes in it and make the other watch! moonslayer wanted to be a hit on youtube so bad. he never got over 50 views, though. whoops. maybe for the best... fame would have gone to his head!